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Fucktastrophe 

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
Fucktastrophe by DudeA March 2, 2009
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Fucktard 

Dumbass . There retarded people then there is fucktarded people. There is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people . When someone is so fucking stupid they can only be described as fucktarded.
OMG ! You are such a fucktard.
Fucktard by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktastrophy 

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy
After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.
Fucktastrophy by jennlm August 14, 2009

Fucktardistan 

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
Fucktardistan by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023

Fucktard 

A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.
"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."
Fucktard by WrongCastle February 7, 2010

fucktardulous 

adjective: a level of stupidity that is beyond comprehension.
So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.
fucktardulous by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011

team killing fucktard 

Somebody who kills a member of his halo team out of boredom or accidentalities
You shot church you team killing fucktard!
team killing fucktard by Yaren September 30, 2004