Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

by madareklaw September 13, 2012

fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 17, 2020

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Fuck You With Love

A word uttered in anger or in an upset mood. You don't really hate the person so you add with love at the end of your fuck statement. Again, you don't hate them, you just hope they fucking die and go to hell or eat a bag of dicks because they happened to have pissed you off tremendously.

Example #1
Bro 1#: Dude your straight flush cleaned me out! You know what fuck you with love!

Bro 2#: Whoa broski fuck me!? Oh wait with love, it's all good.

Example #2
Husband: Karen you are such a douchebag! Fuck you with love!

Wife: Fuck you with love you too needle dick!

by BaseballFury November 1, 2010

go fuck yourself with a sausage

go fuck yourself with a sausage , means fuck yourself with a sausage , so if your reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark JR , so mark jr tells her : Go fuck yourself with a sausage

by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008