Frog in his pocket

When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"

Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.

Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.

Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?

by monocledmoose January 24, 2022

frogbio

coolest mutual ever

you need a mutual like them!!

“hey are you mutuals with frogbio?”

“no.”

“walking L”

by ratiomilo March 28, 2022

frogbio

An amazing person and mutual who makes great content and is really silly and i love his pfp

Person 1: Hey yk frogbio posted a new vid right?

me: FR??

Person 1: Yea deadass
me: On my way!

by Ollieboarf March 28, 2022

Chad Frog

Otherwise known as “Matthew Yang”, a person who is simultaneously a “Chad” and a “Frog”

Matthew Yang is such a Chad Frog!

by Hockeywomen19 August 25, 2021

Frogbeak

• noun: vulgar slang: A completely useless, superfluous, or annoying person.

Dave - "Why did John have to come camping with us? He's a complete Frogbeak!"

Mike - "I hear that"

John - "Hey guys, did someone say my name?"

by Waikika April 4, 2010

crazy frog

A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.

Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.

i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT

by me old fruity July 1, 2006

Sgt. Frog

(a.k.a Sergent Frog)a weird but funny manga about aliens that look like demented frog people that are "suppoeively" trying to take over Earth but can't since their plans are strange and can't really work.

buy your copy of Sgt. Frog today!!!

by Fart! May 13, 2005