Fritter Scrolling

Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.

The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.

I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.

by Milky786 May 21, 2023

Titter fritters

a funny saying for when you’re mad. Like Awwwww titter fritters.

Jared’s cheating on me?!?!? Jared you freakin’ titter fritters!!!!!!!

by Mystery?!?!? December 9, 2019

piss fritter

The lump of spent cat pee in the litter box.

The cat kicked out its piss fritter from the litter box.

by Jmaktheknife January 14, 2025

bung frittered

Something that happens to your backside when you're in jail and are overpowered by Bubba.

I got bung frittered last night by Bubba. I think I'll stand over there to eat my breakfast.

by olry urabus July 14, 2017

fritter lover

Prez clout is a fritter lover and he is proud

Prez Clout on soundcloud

any fritter lover is gay

by Prez Clout December 2, 2021

all-darn fritter

Used for when you are surprised; similar to if you were to say, “what in the world?”

What in the all-darn fritter was that noise?!

by anonymous June 10, 2024