Randy Fritzed

When two gay men run out of lube and spit on each other's dicks before ramming each others asses.

Damn, my ass has hurt like hell after getting Randy Fritzed last night.

by Chimbles Fernandez September 16, 2019

Fritz

A term referring to a soldier of the German army, typically used by Americans in World War II. To be compared with kraut, or jerry.

Fritz has set up a minefield ahead, so watch your step.

by Raptor October 23, 2004

fritties

(Noun) a pair of breasts with a lot of freckles on them

That girl has some big fritties.
Put a bra on, you have some awful fritties.
Tonya has some pancake fritties.

by Drewski8incha July 19, 2009

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

Fritzel Baby

A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.

Michael: Yeah I love rock music.

S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?

Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.

S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.



Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?

Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.

Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.

by Leco February 3, 2009

Fritos

The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.

And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

fritzled

to be trapped in a room or cellar

As Katharine walked down the stairs into the cellar the door slammed shut behind her - she was now completely Fritzled.

by SWC76 May 16, 2008