Friendcidence

when two of your facebook friends from totally unrelated social circles somehow become friends.

I knew Lori from school and I dated Lisa. It was a total Friendcidence that they added each other on facebook.

by Mikey 5-0 August 17, 2010

Friendboxed

The process of being stuck in the friendbox. It tends to happen if you are single and have an attractive friend who is also single. You end up falling for them, loving them with all your heart, but they don't love you in return, and just want to be friends. The relationship will never progress beyond friendship, even though it kills you. When this happens, then you have been friendboxed.

Being confined to the friendbox leaves you unable to move on, get over them, or want to have a relationship with anyone else.

"Friendboxed" really ought to be available as a Facebook relationship status. It is a far more accurate description than "Single" for a lot of people.

Me and her are friendboxed.

by tnorf_ot_kcab March 29, 2011

friendomer

A customer who has become a friend.

By the way, I really appreciate you. Thanks for being an awesome VIP friendomer.

My friendomers make my work a great pleasure.

by Shawlatan September 28, 2014

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Friendhoe

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

by D1337tion October 15, 2017

Friendboned

When a girl friendzones you and you really liked her then your best friend get with her.

Ebony friendboned Jackson.
I just got friendboned at homecoming

by Some sad boyy September 29, 2018

FriendZone

When you constantly talk to the same girl over and over, expect to slide in and you get instantly rejected.

Glenn -“Kayleigh, were definitely fucking tonight”

Kayleigh -“umm no I’ll bet you $100 we aren’t”

Hey did everyone hear, Glenn got friendzoned by Kayleigh, just like Brendan does with every girl he’s friends with

by P a t D November 24, 2018