crappacino

A concoction to relieve constipation related to antipsychotic medications consisting of: 1) Coffee, 2) Prune juice, 3) Milk of magnesia.

Herman needed a daily crappacino with his morning dose of olanzapine otherwise he'd get plugged up and the microchips implanted behind his eyeballs would start transmitting his dreams to Amazon Prime.

by ddnnrntl April 5, 2022

Fappachino

Jacking off a mexican behind starbucks

Hey yo, you see that hispanic man. He will pay you 50$ to Fappachino.
Alternative;
A Mexican man sitting behind a starbucks looking for a handjob.

by Amanwithacrown February 2, 2025

Foamy Frappuccino

The act ejaculating in a cup of Starbucks cappuccino and then having your sex partner drink it.

Guy 1: Dude, you know that White chick I've been talking to?
Guy 2: yeah man.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a foamy Frappuccino last night, and she drank the whole thing!
Guy 2: Oh word?!?!

by Tgeter14 September 16, 2016

Creamy Flappucino

Derived from “Flappucino” which is the female version o teabag. A creamy flappacino is when you cum inside a girl and she immediately sits on your face

I heard Nancy gave Dave a creamy flappucino last night.

by Bri Er Me Je June 6, 2024

BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.

Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022