Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a game where you just shoot enemies .-.
all classes: scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, engineer, sniper, spy, medic, heavy.
teams: blue and red

person 1: have you seen this game team fortress 2
person 2: ITS FOR $194124
person 1: no its for free
person 2: what
person 1: okay

by KnowYourMaths July 10, 2018

Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017

Open Fortress

A mod for Team Fortress 2 that adds a new deathmatch gamemode and a new class: The Mercenary.

My favourite TF2 mod is Open Fortress

by Wario1212331132 January 14, 2021

fortressed

1) to block all comers, an emotional moat, a land bridge with a false door, to Elba island oneself, to prevent all well intentioned youths from penetrating, to throw Helen out and burn the horse.

Tim's persistence and tenacity came to naught when his love crashed against her fortressed ramparts.

by Jonathan Ming February 25, 2011

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011