Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a game where you just shoot enemies .-.
all classes: scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, engineer, sniper, spy, medic, heavy.
teams: blue and red

person 1: have you seen this game team fortress 2
person 2: ITS FOR $194124
person 1: no its for free
person 2: what
person 1: okay

by KnowYourMaths July 11, 2018

fortressed

1) to block all comers, an emotional moat, a land bridge with a false door, to Elba island oneself, to prevent all well intentioned youths from penetrating, to throw Helen out and burn the horse.

Tim's persistence and tenacity came to naught when his love crashed against her fortressed ramparts.

by Jonathan Ming February 07, 2011

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

fortress puppet

Someone whom has a larger penis then there working peirs and is appointed a position of leadership. Penis larger the 8”

Damn I hate all these fortress puppets and I want to be like them

by Charles simone January 28, 2023

Pink Fortress

A "pink fortress" is a vagina, quite simple really.

Tyrone: "Yo I got let in Cindy's pink fortress last night!"

Jamal: "That's neat!"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer December 01, 2024

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede June 04, 2011

fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021