by APdaBoss February 09, 2008
by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018
a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!
persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!
by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009
1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
by clumsyannie November 22, 2010
by thejokester001again October 25, 2014
Giving everything to someone who dosnt care.And finally comes around they have gone around a few times and has A.I.D.S
She Forrest gumped him so hard
by Deathgasm6669 January 01, 2020
While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.
-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
by douchewalker December 10, 2013