Fondlephobe

A person that dislikes fondling as it's name suggests

Girlfriend: hey bae you wanna cuddle?
Bro: nah im a fondlephobe and also im busy playing with The Boys

by BOB TEHUAH June 8, 2023

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Granny Fondler

To Fondle someones Granny

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!

by DedMonkey December 20, 2010

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baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.

Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?

by lazymittens March 20, 2014

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Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015

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moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016

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Originating from an olde English phrase meaning to stumble and fall while in possession of a firearm, this modernised word now more commonly means to "fatally" mess up a situation - actions that create a problem which is not easily remedied.

"I done gun-fundled that dinner party!"

"Asking if that woman was pregnant was a massive gun-fundle."

"I done gun-fundled when I forgot to study for that test."

by 100% Legit Linguistics Person July 2, 2022

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