Lap Flaps

huge or obscurely large or awkward pussy lips. Usually getting in the way, or humors.

Tammi "Is it in?"

Bill "No, I can't find the hole because of your lap flaps"

Ron " You really going to fuck Jen?"
John " Yea why?"
Ron " Good luck. Most people cant get past her lap flaps"

by N-Dangerous August 27, 2010

Fluish

The feeling that you have the flu, A word to describe the symptoms that are incorperated with the flu.

Man 1: "Man this stomache ache is killing me."
Man 2: "Yeah, you do look kind of fluish."

Doctor: "Could you describe your symptoms?"
Man: "Well, I have a headache, a stomache ache, and I feel very fluish."

by Duff/Pesosky November 8, 2008

Flip Flops

Flip flops are a type of sandal that is characterized by a floppy sole that slaps against the heel of the foot when walking making a "flip flop" sound.

A common misconception is that a flip flop must be a thong sandal - (a sandal that has a strap that connects to the sole between the large and next toe.) However, any sandal capable of "flipping and flopping" qualifies as a flip flop.

I could hear her coming down the hall in her flip flops.

by Shoe Expert May 11, 2010

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

Portuguese Flipshit

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

by Brie B September 17, 2011

Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.

"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".

by haynah September 16, 2005

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003