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Officer Flippers

southern teacher, generally found in New England Band Rooms, enjoys giving detentions and licking grundles, often found dressed in weird clothes. Goes also by Jamal.
Chris: Officer Flippers, can I go get a drink?
Officer Flippers: Now yal just shush Chris
(Everybody laughs)
by GrundleFudgeMan12345 March 18, 2010
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house flipper

aka "flpper"

house flippers are people who buy a worn out or crappy-ass house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again
dude: I gotta fix my house before I put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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I just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now I see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! I got flipped!
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Cheese Flapper

A sexual act that involves marinating a man's genitalia in cheese, then either cock smacking his sexual partner or receiving oral sex from them.
by Randal J. Graves December 21, 2008
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FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"
I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.
by TbagMartin March 23, 2010
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flapper

A women of the 20-30's. Often wore short 'flapper' dresses with tassles or beads. Had their hair in either short bobs or curly. Fishnet stockings and head pieces were worn. Flappers usually wore a 'mole strap' and the man the she 'belonged' to had a matching tie.
Oh damn, that flapper is with that guy over there.
by xxFredxx April 14, 2006
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boppin my flopper

the act of self sexual stimulation. generally referring to male self sexual gratification.
“I better get to boppin my flopper before my parents get home”
by RyansInSpace October 30, 2021
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Fluppet

A small furry creature, with floppy ears and a small nose. Very fluffy and moves much like a Jim Henson muppet would. The Fluppet is a soppy animal with no predators.
David Attenborough: "Here, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Fluptonia, we see a family of three Fluppets, snuggled together in their nest, waiting for warmer weather."
by RinseConcord August 27, 2011
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