Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Pulling a Floridian

Doing some dumb or fucked up shit that could be done By a person from and/or living in the State of Florida

Cletus: “Gawdamn man I was huntin’ For some gator and shot marge in the arm”
Bo: “Aw shit cuz that’s Pulling a Floridian right there”

by PinkPantherPapa February 25, 2018

Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra

My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025

Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.

Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

Floridian Papatims

Giant male boobs the size of hot air balloons

My best friend has a gigantic set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 14, 2025