flakelord

Someone who flakes to the extreme.

Josh: "Hey is Don coming over like he promised"
Katie: "I will send him a text to see"
... 3 hours later ...
Katie: "He is not replying"
Josh: "Oh, he's being a flakelord again"
Katie: "Yup"

by Sharon_Cox September 5, 2014

flakestate

A word developed by Lliam Bishop Evans
in 2014 that means whatever you want it to mean; though It was created with Quantum Theory in mind.

This is the name of an Alternative Rock/Electronic band that can be
found at : www.Flakestate.com

L O V E

1. "I am in a flakestate."
2. “Flextape? ... Flanksteak? ... Oh Okay, Flakestate.”
3. “Hey Brian, have you heard of that band called Flakestate?”

by anklenoise June 9, 2020

Flake

A form of cocaine that is stronger/more pure/better. It will be more expensive but much better.

It's 2 for 50 of the normal stuff or flake is 60 for 1

by The taxi man July 25, 2018

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012

porn flakes

Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky

I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.

by asafdf September 25, 2005

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013

Flake

A person who agrees to do something but never follows through

Colin hay is the definition of a flake

by Gbsparky February 3, 2013