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Flint, MI

People say that detroit is the anus of michigan. Well, then flint has been shoved 50 miles up the poop-crusted anus. the water can rape your insides with lead. 12 year old can say that they fucked your mom and it would be actually true. Everyone lives so far down the poverty line, that all they can eat is there poop and drink their own pee just to live. People molest their pets in the street. I wouldnt wish for my worst enemies to go to flint.
Drake: ima go to flint, mi because it sound very fun

Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there
by tripletoaster420 December 24, 2020
mugGet the Flint, MImug.

Flint Rodeo

When you're on top fucking a girl and you say "you're the ugliest bitch i've fucked all week" then your friend hiding in the closet with a video camera bursts out and counts how long it takes for her to buck you off.
I rode a Flint Rodeo for 15 seconds last night
by Skot05 January 10, 2008
mugGet the Flint Rodeomug.

Flint Fireforge

a dwarf in the book series dragonlance. good friend of Tanis half-elven
flint was a good metalsmith
by andy September 14, 2004
mugGet the Flint Fireforgemug.

Flint Indiana

a town that is very real, because it has houses and a guy, has a pool. and it also has a church.
"flint indiana is not real" "yes it is you vuster"
by levyyyyy May 31, 2023
mugGet the Flint Indianamug.

sophie flint

she has a massive gap in her teeth
sophie flint means you have a gap in your teeth
by jamie dingle berry June 30, 2022
mugGet the sophie flintmug.

Flint Frappuccino

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."
Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.
by DuffersDer July 2, 2019
mugGet the Flint Frappuccinomug.

flint shit

Worthless. Not worth a dam. To express how stupid one is.
Your flint shit isn't worth my time of day. I can't handle your flint shit, I'd rather spent time with your mother
by rigwittig October 23, 2015
mugGet the flint shitmug.

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