When I found out that my girlfriend had been cheating on me with another girl, I started to flange. My friend had to hit me to get me to be quiet.
by Rude Irish Rebel December 28, 2005

by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013

(grĭb′əl flănj)
n.
A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.
Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
n.
A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.
Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'
Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.
by gerald_holmes January 20, 2009

This is commonly British termanology for when the juices of a female come out of the vagina. This "vagina" produces flange batter during what is known as foreplay.
Flange batter is an excellent and completely natural source for the wetting of the vagina. This leaves the axe gash open and ready lubed up for a good session.
Flange batter is an excellent and completely natural source for the wetting of the vagina. This leaves the axe gash open and ready lubed up for a good session.
- Darling, you must have been horny tonight, your flange batter is all over my sheets. Wow thats wet!
- Angela, your flange batter tastes like jiblets, now go have a wash.
- Angela, your flange batter tastes like jiblets, now go have a wash.
by Marc588 June 29, 2006

While watching his favourite episode of G-String Divas Lou let out a sigh and exclaimed "flange-tastic!"
by why can I never find a good name? September 25, 2005
