flabberpuss

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.

"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."

by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

by unknown July 26, 2004

flabbergast

to amaze, perplex

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018