Firehea

hot & spicy diarrhea

Last night I went to the Szechuan Bowl now I got that firehea.

by creepodepot December 9, 2008

firehole

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations

"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."

by joe_hole July 28, 2005

fixen

Its pure Texan – fixen to means “about to”.

I reckon that you were *fixen* to look for ...

I reckon that you were *about* to look for ...

by Gernot Fattinger July 25, 2007

Indian Firehose

When you fuck a chick in the ass so hard her anus gapes, and then you proceed to take a shit in the gaping asshole, then when it closes, enema her, thus expelling all of your shit and any shit of hers out her butthole in a glorious explosion of brown. Named because of bad water quality in India.

I did the Indian Firehose with Tina last night, nao my apartment is covered with liquid poo.

by Ese Culo 8E December 14, 2010

fivehead

an exceptionally large forehead e.g Rihanna

Brian: Rihanna has one helluva forehead.

Leeeroy: thats a motherfucking fivehead

by dickwa May 20, 2008

get my stuff fixed up in Austin

To get Brokeback'd, as in Brokeback Mountain.

Peter went to "get my stuff fixed up in Austin", had 1 shot to drink, and started hanging out with the "cowboys".

by Brokeback Hsu April 16, 2007

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008