chance would be a fine thing

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

by Zoetropper October 1, 2020

Faneto

(verb) A caper or illegal activity (robbery) taking advantage of a mark or easy target. To capitalize off of another person's mistake or naivety .(ex)

"The Plug was lacking, so I stained him, Faneto"

by Cool Kennedy September 3, 2016

Nah dude I'm fine

Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.

Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!

Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*

Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...

by st1kypalmz December 12, 2009

this is fine

Things are actually the exact opposite of fine and you are dying internally.

Everyone after the the 2016 presidential election: this is fine

by Harvey Harvey June 1, 2018

Finesse

To steal or to take in a very sneaky manner

“I’m bout to finesse all yo shit”

by Flycbmiff February 3, 2018

I'm fine...

Something you say to someone when you are not, in fact, fine at all, but you don't want to worry them.

Person 1: Are you okay?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm fine...

Person 2 is not fine at all.

by DelAnt May 18, 2009

I'm Fine

I'm not okay. Text me. I'm possibly really pissed at you.

Boy: How are you?
Girl: I'm fine... :(
Boy: I'll be at your house in 10 minutes!

by Somebody.that.you.used.to.know January 19, 2015