fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

Fierrhea

When one's ass is on fire due to eplosive diarrhea usually taking place the morning after an extremley spicy meal.

Those chicken wings gave me fierrhea so bad my husband could hear me screaming downstairs. "Oh fuck! My ass-hole is on fire!"

by Jezzibelle Turnip July 30, 2011

fiberpunk

Like the literary terms 'cyberpunk' and 'steampunk' and especially punk music in the real world, the punk in 'fiberpunk' refers to the struggle for individuality, self-worth, and human identity in the often dehumanizing industrial and post-industrial world. Fiberpunk is an anti-boundary, anti-discrimination and anti-expectation approach to DIY fiber arts (crochet, knitting, sewing, etc).

Fiberpunk is not about the way you dress or what music you listen to - it's about crafting with a vengeance out of anything you can get your hands on.

Morgan is so fiberpunk she spun yarn out of her cat's hair.

by Morale Fiber March 27, 2015

Figeon

A figeon is a bird native to Goose Creek, SC that is known to split into two or more birds when it comes in contact with a neutron flavored birdseed. Figeons tend to emit gamma radiation when startled and are considered pests by many.

Damn bro that figeon is glowing green it might be critical.

by DinduEnuff September 26, 2019

Fiery Oral

When you eat a bunch of hot Cheetos and then immediately go to town on your lover's taint.

Dude: "Bro, the other day, Hannah bought a family-size bag of Hot Cheetos, so I totally paid her back with some Fiery Oral"
Bro: "You painted the Town red?"
Dude: "Taint that the truth!"

by CaptainDicksRevenge October 13, 2019

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011

GO DIE IN A FIERY PIT OF HELL

A term used when you gets pissed off at another person. It can also be determined as what you say when you horribly lose at your game.

(Its a beautiful day in tilted towers and there is a john wick in Trump tower) As john wick lurks in trump tower(He is at 50 HP).He is approached by a wild savage default and gets headshot for 69 damage.The young 8 year old boy who used his moms credit card and was playing john wick says "GO DIE IN A FIERY PIT OF HELL" and throws controller out the window and lands on that B*tch emily's cat.

by Your boy skinny bry bry January 2, 2019