Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

ferter

The act of dancing around a epilictic kid while flashing the lights on and off so he/she has a seizure. While seizing, masturbate and cum on his/her face.

"Dude did you ferter kjell?"
"Yeah dude and I made it into a website!"
"what is the site called, I wanna see!!?"
"Goatsemarathon.com man, it is awesome!!"
"Im gonna go to it now!!"

by Tony Quipe November 16, 2007

fertabs

1. A game to be played with a group of uder morons

2. A riot involving intense poo fights between a group of gorilla war fighter men who interact through talk of fittles

1.lok a group of utter morons playing fertabs

2. AAAHH *poo splatter* AAAHH *gorilla noises* AHHGABOOGA *talk of fittles*

by Vick-Roy December 10, 2004

fertense

its a mix of intense and fierce
yeahh you know you love it.

"dude omg, her ass was all, FERTENSE."

by sammie!! April 20, 2008

Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone

Dave is an invitro fertilization.

by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006

white pellets of fertility

A fancy term for semen.

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!

by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009