fertiled

When a coworker doesn’t understand how babies are made.

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?

by Thestig223 November 15, 2018

Will Ferril

Will Ferrell, only misspelled when I referenced it in James Lipton. Sorry.

Dude, don't you mean Will Ferrell?

by the Jazz March 5, 2004

fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007

male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS

Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd

by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005

fertile delta inspector

one who takes pride in his intercourse, by checking the area thoroughly to ensure everything is copesetic

Derek likes to dive right in...he's a crack injection specialist. as a fertile delta inspector, I put safety first

by Skottidogg April 29, 2006

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

fernillikers

n. one who acts frenzied, random, or hyperactive, often resulting in absurd humor the observer.

adj. a person or thing that acts like a fernillikers

noun: My crazy cat is acting like such a fernillikers.

adjective: That shit was fernillikers!

by pjstork August 6, 2008