something you would say or scream at the tv when you see one of those self-important designers explaining the "che" of the dump they just redesigned. also to be used in person when some overblown, braindead idiot goes on and on about how their sty is much more in harmony than your palace.
my god man, did you really just say that that's the wrong plant for my personality? you are one feng shuanal moron. now get the f--- out of my pub.
by publican September 22, 2009
Get the feng shuanalmug. by i2drippy March 16, 2022
Get the FENGmug. This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.
It is usually a term of effection.
It is usually a term of effection.
by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016
Get the Feng shui facemug. by mrlpl May 10, 2022
Get the gao fengmug. 
Dan feng is a character from the hit game, Honkai: Star rail.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
Person 1: Do you know Dan feng from Honkai: Star rail?
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
by ArrowShark February 4, 2024
Get the Dan Fengmug. "I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."
by Beermat April 28, 2025
Get the Feng shuimug.