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Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill
I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck
by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019
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fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo
Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.
by Redd2357 November 27, 2019
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jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.
FelchingJelly Felching
by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013
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Bro-fencing

When two bros touch their dicks while hugging. Bro-fencing represents a new level of bro-hood, far more intimate than a brofist.
I saw them bro-fencing after the party last night, they might be better bros than we imagined.
by supernextgen March 16, 2016
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fencing

Everyone who says that fencing is for "fags," SHUT UP! A: stop being prejudiced against homosexuals! B: have you actually met fencers? Have you tried the SPORT (which IT IS) at all, or are you just sitting in front of your computer feeling superior?

I am a teenage girl. I am straight. I am a fencer. The best people I have ever met are fencers. Maybe some of them are gay, some are straight, but it doesn't matter. To be a good fencer, you have to be so physically and mentally strong. It takes years of hard work and commitment and dedication.

Think what you like, I really don't care, but keep it to yourself. Before you post something on this website again, make sure you actually know what you're talking about, okay?
Fencing should be taken seriously for the real sport that it is.
by fencers4life August 6, 2011
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funching

Having sex during your lunch break from work.
Emma and Kyle are funching today.
by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011
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Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.
When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.
by Horny Joey January 26, 2009
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