Felipe

A typical person, usually not that tall. Felipe will not be able to communicate with females and is likely to mess up his relationship. He a basic haircut but might be attractive. Usually hangs out with the same people like him and struggles to speak proper.

Felipe is going to hang out with his typical friends

by 6Racks November 20, 2023

Felipe

May be a pedophile.

He is a Felipe. He likes little children.

by TheOneWhoMightLaugh November 28, 2023

Felipe Ortiz

A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.

Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz

Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz

Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz

by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019

Felipe Melo

1. (noun) A Brazilian soccer player, who supposedly plays defense on the Brazilian national soccer team, but who is in reality a Dutch striker. He turned on his team during Brazil's match against Netherlands, helping Netherlands score their first goal, and also got a red card. Because of him, Netherlands beat Brazil 2-1. Basically, he was Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil.

2. (verb) To Felipe Melo someone, a fancy way of saying to betray them.

1. Guy 1: The main reason Brazil lost to Netherlands is that guy who turned on Brazil. Netherlands outnumbered Brazil 12 to 10, which is why Netherlands won.

Guy 2: That guy who helped the Dutch score their first goal, and got a red card?

Guy 3: You mean Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil? Yup, that's Felipe Melo.

2. *Guy 2 betrays Guy 1, by giving away his secret, which he promised not to tell anyone*

Guy 1: You just Felipe Meloed me!

Guy 2: Hahaha sucker

by somebody?? July 27, 2010

felipe noriega

When you fuck the dead

Fernando: Dude I heard Julian fucks dead things.
Mento:Fuck! what a Felipe Noriega!!

by xXJohn JohnsonXx February 18, 2009

Felipe Vargas

To have sexual intercourse with a girl so intensely to the point where she becomes unconscious.

In lamen terms, to fuck her so hard she passes out.

"Dude, I gave her the Felipe Vargas, her lights went out!"

Guy: Oh yeah, take that!"
Girl: .............

by None Yobiz April 2, 2007

Felipe Calderon

Newly elected very unfortunate Mexican President, who has won through a series of documented frauds and alliances with the worst political class in the country (PRI). He is backed by known corrupt business and religiuos classes.

Felipe Calderon cheated his way to the mexican presidency.

by Comite October 19, 2006