felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005

felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007

go fetch

a phrase used when telling someone/something to get the hell out and to go away and die.

mark: dude, scott, please play yu-gi-oh cards with me!!! please!!!! there's this awesome new monster that-
scott: mark, go fetch.

by jessie r September 1, 2005

fechi

A girl who dances a lot and is often friends with a girl named adeola.
A kind sweet girl who is often African

Fechi is friends with adeola

by Best.friends July 29, 2016

eyeball felch

Just what it sounds like. To ejaculate in your partner's eye, and then lick it out.

I know Trevor really loves me because last night we eyeball felched.

by Dom H September 7, 2006

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009