Federal Way

A medium sized town in Washington State located next to Tacoma. Basically serves as an edge city to Tacoma due to I-5 running through it. The school district is terrible, although the 4 high-schools and some of the middle schools aren't bad. Decatur HS and Lakota Middle School are very gifted in the arts/music program, winning contests regionally and nationally wide. One of the more diverse schools, but Asians run the ASB and Leadership. Thomas Jefferson HS is the Asian and Mexican hub and is known for their math and robotics team. Federal Way High School and Todd Beamer are more about sports, and have more blacks and Islanders than the other 2 schools mentioned. Thought as one of the more ghetto schools due to constant bomb threats and gangs. The high-schools are named after famous people, with the middle schools being named after fairy tale locations or lakes such as Green Gables and Brigadoon. Due to its suburb feeling there isn't a nightlife, and the only entertaining things to do is the Dash Point State Park, Wild Waves or the Redondo Board Walk. Has your normal city elements such as gangs and hobos but they're found in the poorer parts of the city more. A nice place to live only if you are in Twin Lakes, the Enterprise Area or have a house on the Puget Sound. Worst places to live are by Lake Grove or Olympic View. An average town you should probably skip on a trip unless for Dash Point State Park or Wildwaves.

"How's life like in Federal Way?"
"Boring, it's a pretty average town."

by happymasksalesman July 13, 2016

Federal way high school

everybody in this bitch got an std

why are you burnin and itchin?
cause i fucked a dude from federal way high school😔

by shaqueedagreenmcdaniel November 25, 2019

federal government

The establishment of an organization of law and office that the several states of the United States of America have agreed to submit to in the effort to maintain partnership and equality with the other states.

The offices and delegation of laws established by the Constitution of the United States of America.

The federal government overstepped its power when it created the Fourteenth Amendment and created created one totalitarian nation out of many states.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Federal Prison

The term used to when you are fucked, literally in the ass, at the federal pound me ass prison.

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.

by An0n February 8, 2003

federated

1. Having to do with federal law enforcement.

2. A feeling that something just isn't right, like a set-up

1. "That vehicle is federated".

2. "Something federated is going on here, I just feel it".

by Gkelly September 12, 2005

Decatur High School (Federal Way)

Decatur High School, is a middle class high school in Federal Way, Washington. Decatur High School is full of posers, wannabes, and bitches. You will meet some of the worst people here. Students at Decatur are under achievers and only come to school to skip classes. Most students you encounter are high, have recently been high or posess drugs. Decatur High School sports are a joke. It's like they are trying to lose. The sports program will never improve. If you wish to be a star athlete don't come here. Decatur High School, is an under achieving high school, and if you wish to have a good time in high school don't come here.

Bill - "wow your not very smart"
Jim- "Yeah I know its not my fault I went to Decatur High School (Federal Way)"

Or

"I was thinking of moving to Dash Point, but I realized that my kid would go to Decatur, I quickly changed my mind."

by Decatursucks284 June 20, 2009

Federated

Being noticeable baked

This is used because the feds seem to be up "high" in power

A good thing to say if you are in an area where you wouldnt like to give away much he information

This is used best in school

Ex: "Hey Greg's you're looking pretty federated today"

"oh fuck really?"

by Jiminy 🅱️ripket March 28, 2017