Feces Penthouse

Placement of the cat box off the floor, in order to prevent the dog from eating the cat turds. The higher the better, preferably.

Have you scooped the feces penthouse? It looks fully occupied.

by fritz_lapook September 27, 2009

fece flakes

The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.

Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?

by Stazzi;) January 15, 2018

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

feces species

A specimen of brownish excrement. These come in all shapes and sizes. Believe me.

Holy crap! What a feces species!

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.

Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.

by prinmare July 17, 2010