febreeze

used instead of fo real

Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?

by .:b-e-n:. August 3, 2007

Febreeze Fairy

When your spraying febreeze in a sweeping motion over a room after smoking a joint.its like your spreading stardust,of smell.

joe had to be the febreeze fairy on the way out of my room cause he was the last one out after smoking a joint.
totally like that

by him sim domsa dophalus August 5, 2010

febranal

Verb. The act of immediately febrezing your asshole following a wet fart.

Carrie febranaled her butt after farting and clearing out the room.

Ryan febranaled after his unsuccessful wipe.

Kala had febranal thoughts following sharting in her favorite jeans, unsure of the substance.

Garrett febranaled often due to his deminished sphincter tone, a bidet wouldn't do it justice.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012

Febreze

To blow flowers into your Vaginal region

Chris ruiz sprayed febreze at me

by Nataly Salem, Christopher ruiz October 8, 2008

febreezed

1) To make fresh and new something that has become, or IS stale and old.

2) To reinvent something that just doesn't work.

The Legend of Zelda series has become unoriginal and needs to be febreezed.

The health care system in the United States needs to be febreezed.

by Matt Cowan November 14, 2007

febreezy

(noun): meaning that a person is dumb or stupid; a derogatory term.

Shutup you stupid febreezy!

by Crrusherr October 3, 2007

Spaying febreze

The act of Farting in a matter which it sounds like you have spayed some febreze, sometimes confusing people into thinking that plesant smells are about to embace them-will piss your friends off.

Person 1: Dude what smells like shit in here.
Person 2: Sorry I'm spaying febreze

by Eitsu August 3, 2011