febranal

Verb. The act of immediately febrezing your asshole following a wet fart.

Carrie febranaled her butt after farting and clearing out the room.

Ryan febranaled after his unsuccessful wipe.

Kala had febranal thoughts following sharting in her favorite jeans, unsure of the substance.

Garrett febranaled often due to his deminished sphincter tone, a bidet wouldn't do it justice.

by Dr Bary February 12, 2012