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A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.
Nick named "Hardio"
Nick named "Hardio"
Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.
Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.
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The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!
by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017
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Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!
Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!
by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010
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Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part
Faster LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part
Faster LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
guy one/ walks in.
man two/ yeah baby let me do this to your pussy
girl/ LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
man two/ yeah baby let me do this to your pussy
girl/ LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
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