by Mikayla amazing November 20, 2016
by OP potato April 12, 2020
n. a fake I.D. often and only appropriately used by underage people who wish to obtain and/or consume alcohol from a responsible vendor. fakes can be either illegally (and often crudely) manufactured or passed on from someone of age to some one who looks alike (i. e. has the same color hair).
guy 1: hey little bro, are you coming out to the bar tonight?
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.
by madu August 19, 2006
People who act like the nicest person ever to you in person. Then when they aren't around you, they talk so much shit!
"Hey, girl! How are you?" Sandra asked.
"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.
*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."
"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.
*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."
by Jessica Clearwater May 12, 2013
this mother fucker can die in hell you will find them enjoying them selves or having a better life than you these assholes
can die in hell
can die in hell
person:1 who is that
me: that is my bitch wife Karen she is a FAKE ass
person:1 what
me:fuck you (crying)
me: that is my bitch wife Karen she is a FAKE ass
person:1 what
me:fuck you (crying)
by conanLM November 13, 2017