farpiss

To fart while pissing.

"I farpissed in Borders."

by pester April 18, 2005

Fairport

A place populated almost purely by white people, who think that they're better than everyone else. The town of Rush-Henrietta is their rival.

oh my gosh look at all those white people in fairport

by hmmcool May 4, 2011

Farp

A sharp fart wher it may result in 3 or more stitches! In some cases it may sound sore but its not, for the unlucky ones it may not sound sore but it is - worse case scenario u may hear the rippin sound.

Heather: pheowwwrr courtney: did u just do ah ?heather interupps yes courtney yes i just done a farp. Courtney oh are u okay ? heather : no i think i may need stitches

by Annie Heather Courtney October 22, 2009

Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

by Shadowdude7 May 2, 2010

flarpy

someone who is a gay nerd

Dialouge

Bob says to Timmy: You're a flarpy

Timmy says to Bob: (Shoots Bob in face) Shut up bastard!

by Boobacguba November 24, 2004

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

Fairport

aka. Fagport, town where a bunch of stuck up fags live

Who lives in Fagport(Fairport)? FAGS!!

by dfh September 13, 2007