you dont understand

A phrase used when describe something in-descibable, used when you are telling a story or something and what you are trying to describe can not be defined by words or any other means.

person telling: I went to this party last nite, it was awsome, the best ever........sighs with a smile.
Person listening: really, what happened?
Person telling: stuters stuck for words on where to start......oh my god...you dont understand.

by thefletch June 7, 2005

you don't think i understand!?

(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.

kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"

kid with no clue: ..........

kid 2: i dont think he understands

kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?

by johnny hash345 April 6, 2009

as per my understanding

this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.

commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.

Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.

by jonzim December 17, 2008

understandwich

When two people have fought over involvement with a third party, they settle their dispute by having sexual relations with that person at the same time.

After Chad and Shane found out they were both dating Casey, they made up for it by making her the meat in their understandwich.

by Andherson November 3, 2013

dunderstand

(v) To believe you have great insight or comprehension of a word, concept, or situation but to be entirely wrong about it (i.e., eisegesis). Portmanteau of "dunder" and "understand".

He thinks golden showers are all about gold coins. That's some serious dunderstanding.

by Talmanes December 22, 2013

understandingable

understandingable is a very nice way of saying understood when you are confunsed and impressed

gay man 1: I GOT FRICKED SO HARD LAST NIGHT
gay man 2:YES I FRICKED HIM SO HARD LAST NIGHT
stranger:umm understandingable

by CEO of meat October 30, 2020

understandeded

I thought I understandeded is when you don't wanna say understood and your a dumb bitch like me

sorry I forgot i thought i understandeded it

by olee0104 June 14, 2021