funnel cake

same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked

my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

funnel lick

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.

John got a good one on with christina.

by Kinky assmaster February 6, 2004

Funnel Cake

GAY PEOPLE.

Me: I hate Will Byers.
Someone: oh that little funnel cake?
Me: Yeah.

by Funnel Cake Hater June 20, 2022

Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration

Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher

by GMPC July 20, 2008

Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.

Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017