Fum

When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.

Damn. Did you just fum the couch?

Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.

by ms.knew May 17, 2021

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1 IQ cute aegyeo kawaii level of fun. Tree fort. Cool. Watching Sagwa the cat while playing league of legends but only 5 in top lane the whole game on ranked.

Tree fort. Cool. Watching Sagwa the cat while playing league of legends but only 5 in top lane the whole game on ranked. Fum.

by Marcusowenbell September 6, 2025

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The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.

"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

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a bi-polyamorous individual who is in between sexualities for the most part.

"idk im just feeling a little fums today"

by Chazz4 June 11, 2024

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Fuck U Money

(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.

"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."

"cryptocurrency is FUM"

by FUMoney December 2, 2021

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