Friendcar'd

1. Despite treating your car oh so well, bathing it, regular oil changes, filling up the tires, avoiding the potholes - it still demands so much from you and uses you until you finally realize that you've been Friendcar'd. But you can't leave. Because you're a nice person.

2. Combination of the words "Friendzone" and "Car"

Ex. 1: "Dude, this car sucks up so much of my money. I give it so much love and affection but I still can't get it to run properly. I've been Friendcar'd."

Ex. 2: Samantha: "Oh my gosh Becky, I did that duckface thing, signed up for Snapchat, showed some cleavage but that car still doesn't run properly. I've been Friendcar'd".

Becky: "Are you sure you're talking about a car? I'm almost 75% positive cars don't run on boobs."

by Schwinn1008 June 9, 2013

Friendations

Laying the foundations for friendship ie when you meet someone new and want to become their friend, you lay the foundations for friendship - friendations.

I laid the friendations with Mark today.

by sparkle_tits September 25, 2014

friendage

The mutual relationship between friends that want to stay very close to one another until death do they part; marriage vows for your friends.

Friend: We shall become friends forever! Friendage

by YourAverageAsian December 11, 2015

Friendalon

When you go out with a friend but they bring a uninvited friend with them.

Jake and I went to the movies but he brought his Friendalon and it was just real weird.

by Courtaddo March 28, 2016

Friendcest

When a huge group of friends (guys and girls) can’t keep it in their pants and they just all Hook up with each other. If you interrupt the cycle, you WILL be shamed.

Chad: Bro after the game last night I got blasted off my Juul and hooked up with Becky

Brad: Bro I hooked up with her too

Chad: bro it’s friendcest

by Felicialangly January 26, 2019

Friendamily

Friends that are sometimes closer, or close like family

Donny and Lala are so close and down for one another, they are, friendamily.

by Marla LALA Piña August 6, 2019

Friendapist

When your friend uses you as their personal therapist and dumps all of their emotional garbage onto you.

Stacy, I can't always be your friendapist, your emotional baggage is starting to ruin our friendship. I feel like I'm your personal garbage bin for you spewing your toxic feelings about your ex. Plus, you never take any advice I give you and go off and text the bastard anyways. I should get paid for this isht.

by pokemaster5000 August 14, 2020