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asian fail

Getting a test score below 90%.

With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.

Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
1:
Girls talking:

girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!

girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!

girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...


2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!

girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...
by zabiiy March 4, 2009
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failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.
*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
by supergroup May 11, 2008
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"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009
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