dual flush

the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper

man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!

by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009

Paranoid Flush

The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.

Dude, somebody calm down Alex before he does a paranoid flush.

by Nick D. March 24, 2007

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

courtesy flush

When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.

Hey, how about a courtesy flush?

by Logroller September 23, 2005

Fist Flush

v- most lesbians do this. insert fist into vagina make it wet, rub around repeatedly often the goal is to make piss come out and squirt all over another girl creating wet sexy fun

Danielle and Katy did a fist flush last night.
Danielle licked katy's vagina and stck her fist in and out repeatedly then the two had fun with urine all over each other.

by kAyLaGrAc3 June 10, 2009

family flush

Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.

Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.

by roto rooter December 20, 2013

Flush Hour

The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.

I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.

by Poopsmith January 13, 2004