Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.

Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."

by high on ginger September 4, 2023

Flail

Verb: bougee white boys do this when under duress, only if their safe-space is unavailable. Flailing uses a large portion of energy, and most white boys do not have enough to successfully even piss IN The toilet, as opposed to ON the toilet.

Billy began to flail as he realized in his reflection, he now had a dicky-do.

by Ve12itas June 26, 2017

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

Flail

To lash ones arms and or legs about in a seemingly uncontrollably and senseless manner while shuffling ones arms and legs, while high as hell on any number of illicit narcotics.

Kevin has been awake for like t days again and it looks like he is going to flail his way over here!

by Dawnhennessey May 28, 2022

flail

is a retarded way to say lol but who says lol so we say flail...flail = lol

flail did you see the autistic kid shit on the floor in the gym

by soccerboyrobloxdude911 November 16, 2018

Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality

Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!

by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018