flail

is a retarded way to say lol but who says lol so we say flail...flail = lol

flail did you see the autistic kid shit on the floor in the gym

by soccerboyrobloxdude911 November 16, 2018

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018

bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.

Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off

by Eff security April 5, 2019

Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality

Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!

by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020

flailing bella

To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"

Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.

by Timothy Fiddlewicket November 21, 2020

Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.

Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.

by [ ] May 12, 2017

mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017