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David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
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Pride in having a conscientiously ignorant or close minded way of thinking. A conspiratorial and biased way of thinking that seeks to discredit wisdom, knowledge, or objectivity. A form of obstinance that mocks knowledge as socially or culturally irrelevant.
She was showing her facastinance in mocking books and teachers and schools as out of touch with what is 'really' true, and calling facts themselves as biased.
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Someone who thinks or speaks condescendingly to others who aren't as concerned with inches of muscle, percent body fat, Creatine, protein shakes or marathon running as s/he is.
"That guy's been staring at you for twenty minutes. You should say hi."
"Ugh. No."
"Why not? He's kinda cute."
"Look at him. I know he can't bench press his own body weight, so no thank you."
"Dude, don't be such a body fascist."
"Ugh. No."
"Why not? He's kinda cute."
"Look at him. I know he can't bench press his own body weight, so no thank you."
"Dude, don't be such a body fascist."
by StSean November 4, 2009
Get the body fascist mug.Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.
Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
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