Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

by Psususususus June 1, 2021

Existentianonexistentialexistential

1 a word used to imply the existence of something that most likely does not exist or that there is no proof of, but that is probably existent; the existence of a non-existent existence

2 to refer to something fictional; something that does not exist but has existence in some way
3 a thing that does not exists while simultaneously existing
4 a ridiculously long word used to describe situations in which all contributors negate one another
5 a ridiculously long word used to describe hypotheticals

"They posed an existentianonexistentialexistential concept to him and he almost blew a gasket."

by Julius F. Tenpenny June 23, 2021

existenties

When someone is having an existential crisis but it does not merit the full capacity of an existential crisis; or, your existential crisis is something that could easily be solved by reading elementary material. -(i.e. question 1 of the Baltimore Catechism)

Ryan was questioning the meaning of his existence when he realized he had come down with a case of the ‘existenties’.

by Existance October 16, 2018

Mexistential Crisis

The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.

I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).

by nemodat1 March 12, 2019

existenalorism

the shared connection between you and a friend, when you both get the urge to do something together at 3 am`

"hey bro, wanna go piss in the public pool tonight?"
"yeah man i was just gonna ask you that"
"woah... we just had an existenalorism.."

by thirdth August 22, 2020

existentialist sex

A sexual experience that is planned in advance and set up to be different or weird on purpose.

She was bored enough to take up his suggestion for existentialist sex and wore the moon boots and feather boa.

by quazy_quisp April 11, 2009

Atheistic Existentialism

Atheistic existentialism, existential atheism, or atheist existentialism, is a type of existentialism that explicitly excludes any transcendental, metaphysical, or religious beliefs from philosophical existentialist thought. A person of this belief is most likely going to be a positive atheist. This type of existentialism overlaps with existential nihilism.

Atheistic Existentialism includes philosophers such as: Jean-Paul Sartre, Albert Camus, and Friedrich Nietzsche

by Kelmeer23 January 29, 2023