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excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.
Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle
by scruples101 April 16, 2010
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excessive mint fixation

The act of being addicted to mints, mainly altoids. Usually used to describe someone that consumes an entire box of altoids in a single day.
That girl has really bad excessive mint fixation, she ate a whole box today.
by itsjustin February 22, 2017
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Excessist

A person who believes others perceive their level of success by how much stuff they can accumulate.
He is portraying an Excessist behavior by buying more than he needs.
by Chain Seeker December 21, 2016
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excessively permeable

a slut, whore, or hoe that allows anything and everything through their membrane.
jessica fucks every man she comes into contact because she's an excessively permeable whore.
by jguerhngiershgseurph February 16, 2023
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Excessive and confused state of mind while texting.
I just got back from the doctor and was diagnosed with Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis because my smart phone held an intervention in me last night.
by Guiggs April 27, 2015
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exmessage

When you text an ex accidentally thinking it goes to someone else so an awkward conversation starts.
Yo i meant to text you yesterday about that porn site i subscribed to but i pulled an exmessage somehow, and I had to go into conversation for like an hour so she doesn't tell anyone.
by SteamedBroccoli March 8, 2009
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