Erectile Malfunction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 05, 2020

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 29, 2024

erectile personification

when jo momma strokin kolman slonky style

ya hear da gibbon lord kman was getting erectile personification last nite?
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*

by joofro679 November 13, 2023

erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

by sloppymashies July 20, 2020

Erectile Dysfunction

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021

erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!

Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!

by forklol June 21, 2022