Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

Sticky envelope

a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.

person 1: Bruh that's one sticky envelope person 2: yeah idk why tbh (smirks)

by lolcarson March 12, 2019

getting enveloped

Putting your penis between a person buttcheeks

"Hey, want to try getting enveloped? "
"Sure!"

by BigBlackPickle April 23, 2018

Lady Love Envelope

The opening between a woman's legs

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope

by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016