empty suit

Well dressed but shallow or ineffective people, particularly in the context of higher level male corporate employees or executives

That dickhead can't decide anything.. he is such an empty suit

by makepar April 1, 2007

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

Empty Fridge

When you get to have anal intercourse with your wife because she forgot to get groceries that day.

His wife hadn't been to the store all week and the fridge was totally empty, so Matt got to empty fridge her last night.

by KingKongDongII January 15, 2012

Emphysemo

A period of intense depression brought upon by persistent and uncontrolled coughing fits.

Man, I'm so tired of being sick. I've got serious emphysemo.

by Supermercado August 12, 2006

emptyquote

Quoting a text someone else posted without adding anything of your own. Used when the person quoted has summed up exactly how you feel, and you have nothing to add.

"Ditto"

It can also be used to make a post permanent, if the person said something really stupid and you want to make sure he/she doesn't want to edit it away or delete it after thinking it over, forcing them to live it down.

User1 : I'm so glad this semester is over!
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User2 : User1 : I'm so glad this semester is over!

In this example, instead of saying 'I agree' he employs the emptyquote

by NeccoWafersKillChildren December 17, 2010

empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015