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Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.
While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.
by The Macaw May 19, 2020
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Children of The Earth

An Italian fan club of Michael Jackson. Also known as simply CTE.
If you want to be a follower of MJ in Italy, I guess you'd look to join Children of The Earth.
by raincloud2001 July 18, 2009
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the worst youtuber on earth

Person one: Hey who’s the worst youtuber on earth.
Everyone in fucking existence: Morgz
by Itsyourpieceofshit April 14, 2020
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iced earth

One badass metal band!! RIDE ON FIGHT ON STORM RIDER STORM RIDER!!!!!!!!
by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003
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Earthing

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.
She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.
by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014
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Kwik-E-Mart

Two definitions:

The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.

A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.
Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"

Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."

Person A: "That works."
by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004
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Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
by YAWA February 19, 2018
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