Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.
by Dr. Ranger December 1, 2021
Get the Elk Promug. The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…
by Molje November 24, 2021
Get the Elkemug. Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012
Get the Letting The Elk Loosemug. Elke …saying her name makes you feel that you are connected to something deeper and more profound. She loves with her whole heart. Nothing hurts her more than to know she has caused pain in a friend. It takes her days to recover from even the most minor transgression. She is fiercely protective of her friends and family. She loves comfort and seeks it with unabashed gusto. You will often find her ensconced in fluffy sheets and cushions etc. Do not under any circumstances think that she will forget a promise - one that you made or one that she made. She will not. She remembers everything. And she loves pizza.
Elke loves eating pizza with friends amongst her fluffy cushions and super fine bedding.
That Elke sure is hard to fool.
That Elke sure is hard to fool.
by Tina Marie Louise 44 November 27, 2021
Get the Elkemug. 
A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
Get the Elk-loafmug. by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022
Get the Look, an elk!mug.