Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"

"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"

by 3zhd April 12, 2021

excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

by psycho bitch February 25, 2004

excuse juice

Any drink used to get a woman drunk enough for sex.

After a few glasses of excuse juice, she'll do just about anything.

by D.M.L January 21, 2008

ezcuse

An excuse that comes easy (ez) is a ezcuse!

You sure are king of ezcuse! You use them instead of taking responsibility

by MyWay2Fortune August 3, 2013

heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 2, 2010

excuse my french

Said to someone after using a bad word.

"Excuse my french, but that was one big pile of shit!"

by Mr. X-106 September 4, 2003

Excuses

Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

Excuses
poppycock
my dog ate my homework

by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009