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eyeballing

The act of rolling ur window down in an automobile to eye-level and awkwardly staring at the person next to you at a stoplight. Must be done on a vehical with very dark tint so the person your staring at can not see your face, only your eyes. Advanced eyeballers will do this while driving and passengers may frequently partially open there doors while moving and eyeball people behind you. Originated from Wilson off Tool Time first original eyeballer. Discovered by 2 kids out of Fruit Cove, Florida. Trend is now sweeping all over.
Hey Matt, whats that person looking at over there in that car?

Oh nothing your just getting eyeballed the fuck out of right now.

Oh ya, eyeballing, I hate those kids who do that with there loud trucks, dark tint, and ruthless palatka leans
by ninezerofour September 13, 2011
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mexican eyeball

A lovemaking technique in which one tears out an eye, stuffs it up a bitch's pussy, and then fucks the shit out of her so as to use the vitreous humour as a lubricant. This technique is usually performed only twice in a practitioner's lifetime.
"Eh vato, that ho is smokin'! I'm gunna give her a mexican eyeball!"
by kissaki January 9, 2009
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eyeball shot

Taking a regular shot of an alcoholic beverage, e.g. rum, vodka, you consume the beverage by taking the shot glass to your eye, then pouring the shot into your.
They were so drunk that they started breaking plates over their head after just three eyeball shots.
by Peccavo July 23, 2005
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joojoo eyeball

A term used in the song "Come together" by the Beatles, yet no one has a clue wat it means.
by Llamagirl March 4, 2008
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Eyeball Snowcone

(noun) The result of discharging your ejaculate into someone's eye. Usually, the eyelid is held open by the individual receiving the snowcone and the head is tilted back. Eyeball snowcone purists will occasionally press the tip of their penis directly onto the eyeball as they ejaculate. This is often referred to as an Old School eyeball snowcone.
Ted dropped loads into Sheila's eye and gave her an eyeball snowcone she would not soon forget.

'Please spunk in my eyes', begged Angie,'and give me an eyeball snowcone your mom would be proud of.'
by The White Cholo April 28, 2007
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eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
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eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.
I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.
by Doctor Miller May 15, 2018
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